Prague to Rhine Valley (Czech Republic to Germany)
First we had an early wake up was up at 7 had ham and spaghetti for breaky. I slept for a bit on this trip. We had our first stop still in the Czech where we could use up our loose coins. Kieran and I decided to get some Maccas but they took way to long to get us our food and I had to do the chicken dance as punishment for holding up the bus.
This time at the border crossing Jaz had to collect the passports and take them into the office. We made it into Germany wooohooo. As it was going to be a longish drive Jaz bought a DVD somewhere and we ended up watching “The gangs of New York” for the trip into Germany. After the movie had finished we realised that there was a Contiki bus just behind us. Our coach (Judy) has a window at the back Daniel, Aaron and Ashoor decided to moon them. They wrote the word Top Deck across their arses (I told them to make the o from one of their a holes for a better affect.) They opted not to do this... As we mooned them the driver and tour leader of
Contiki were cacking themselves. It was now their turn to retaliate. They sped up and drove past us. Their guys were mooning us back there were I think 4 guys asses against the window, the girls just kept talking about the one guy who had a crazy hairy arse. Right at the back of the Contiki bus a chick was flashing us her boobs, that was a nice step up to the challenge (sorry boys no photos). At that point everyone wanted to pass them again so we could claim revenge but we pulled in for a service stop and lunch.
On the way through the Rhine Valley we stopped at a cook coo clock shop and a stine shop. Ohh man the stine shop was awesome. I would have bought the whole shop if I could. I ended up getting a 1 liter clay stine, I had to get a souvenir from Germany. When I come back boys that will be my new LAN glass I will retire the 
LOTR mug for a while. While in the little town we caught back up with the Contiki tour bus. As Jaz had some left over wax strips from Lloyd’s chest Tarshi took them and gave them to one of the people from the tour and said that they were for the guy with the hairy arse and that he really needed them. Ohhh yeah sweet revenge suck that Contiki hairy arse club.
We made it to the castle but it was dark we were only staying there the one night which was sad. Old castles were not made so busses could drive into them. So we were stopped near the castle and then had to walk for about 500 meters which felt like over a km lugging our packs, it
was crazy. Kieran and I came in last we were sharing in a 4 room with the Saffas we decided to change this and I was once again put with the girls (the Saffas are boring and we didn’t want to stay with them) however when we were first told about Germany we were told that we would all be in the same room, the guys that is. We were looking forward to all the boys in one room we were 
going to force the Saffa Dwayne and make him get drunk with us because he is totally whipped by his girlfriend. However the Saffas complained and got their own way and now a room to themselves. Again I was in a room with all girls, most boys would love this but I need some male bonding.
When we walked into our room it smelt like a dead ass really moldy and smelt bad. We ran down
the corridor to see if there were spare rooms. There was a massive room with enough beds for all the guys to stay in. We ended up putting Kieran and the girls in the boys room and then all the boys moved to the big room. Just what I wanted it was good. We went down to dinner and had some rissoles in gravy which was really yumm. We then went back to the room to have some drinks. The castle did not allow alcohol in the rooms so we had to hide it to get it in an out of the place. We had a few drinks whiles playing Uno where the looser would have to have a shot of tequila. It ended up just being everyone shooting tequila. Was a good night, I crashed out around 2 am.
The girls also had an awesome night. In Austria we had bought a 5litre bottle of what we assumed to be wine, the label was in another language and we had been lugging it around so we decided it was a good time to get rid of it, so our room with 3 bunks in it slowly became the headquarters for most of the girls. It was a typical girl room with lots of bitching and gossip. Thankfully it was wine and it wasn’t too bad either!
Kieran.
First we had an early wake up was up at 7 had ham and spaghetti for breaky. I slept for a bit on this trip. We had our first stop still in the Czech where we could use up our loose coins. Kieran and I decided to get some Maccas but they took way to long to get us our food and I had to do the chicken dance as punishment for holding up the bus.
This time at the border crossing Jaz had to collect the passports and take them into the office. We made it into Germany wooohooo. As it was going to be a longish drive Jaz bought a DVD somewhere and we ended up watching “The gangs of New York” for the trip into Germany. After the movie had finished we realised that there was a Contiki bus just behind us. Our coach (Judy) has a window at the back Daniel, Aaron and Ashoor decided to moon them. They wrote the word Top Deck across their arses (I told them to make the o from one of their a holes for a better affect.) They opted not to do this... As we mooned them the driver and tour leader of
Contiki were cacking themselves. It was now their turn to retaliate. They sped up and drove past us. Their guys were mooning us back there were I think 4 guys asses against the window, the girls just kept talking about the one guy who had a crazy hairy arse. Right at the back of the Contiki bus a chick was flashing us her boobs, that was a nice step up to the challenge (sorry boys no photos). At that point everyone wanted to pass them again so we could claim revenge but we pulled in for a service stop and lunch.
On the way through the Rhine Valley we stopped at a cook coo clock shop and a stine shop. Ohh man the stine shop was awesome. I would have bought the whole shop if I could. I ended up getting a 1 liter clay stine, I had to get a souvenir from Germany. When I come back boys that will be my new LAN glass I will retire the 
LOTR mug for a while. While in the little town we caught back up with the Contiki tour bus. As Jaz had some left over wax strips from Lloyd’s chest Tarshi took them and gave them to one of the people from the tour and said that they were for the guy with the hairy arse and that he really needed them. Ohhh yeah sweet revenge suck that Contiki hairy arse club.
We made it to the castle but it was dark we were only staying there the one night which was sad. Old castles were not made so busses could drive into them. So we were stopped near the castle and then had to walk for about 500 meters which felt like over a km lugging our packs, it
was crazy. Kieran and I came in last we were sharing in a 4 room with the Saffas we decided to change this and I was once again put with the girls (the Saffas are boring and we didn’t want to stay with them) however when we were first told about Germany we were told that we would all be in the same room, the guys that is. We were looking forward to all the boys in one room we were 
going to force the Saffa Dwayne and make him get drunk with us because he is totally whipped by his girlfriend. However the Saffas complained and got their own way and now a room to themselves. Again I was in a room with all girls, most boys would love this but I need some male bonding.When we walked into our room it smelt like a dead ass really moldy and smelt bad. We ran down
the corridor to see if there were spare rooms. There was a massive room with enough beds for all the guys to stay in. We ended up putting Kieran and the girls in the boys room and then all the boys moved to the big room. Just what I wanted it was good. We went down to dinner and had some rissoles in gravy which was really yumm. We then went back to the room to have some drinks. The castle did not allow alcohol in the rooms so we had to hide it to get it in an out of the place. We had a few drinks whiles playing Uno where the looser would have to have a shot of tequila. It ended up just being everyone shooting tequila. Was a good night, I crashed out around 2 am.
The girls also had an awesome night. In Austria we had bought a 5litre bottle of what we assumed to be wine, the label was in another language and we had been lugging it around so we decided it was a good time to get rid of it, so our room with 3 bunks in it slowly became the headquarters for most of the girls. It was a typical girl room with lots of bitching and gossip. Thankfully it was wine and it wasn’t too bad either!Kieran.
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